I was struck by the inexplicable urge to write this. 

A is for asherati, melting in the rain
B is for buoman, dwelling on the astral plane
C is for changeling, hiding in plain sight
D is for dragonborn, fighting the good fight
E is for elan, gingers with powers of the mind
F is for faun, who are not clothing-inclined
G is for grippli, frog-men, believe it or not
H is for hellbred, because redemption is worth a shot
I is for illumian, they're so very well-read
J is for jermlain; “it's how you use it,” he said
K is for killoren, avenging the whales
L is for lupin, chasing their tails
M is for muckdweller, spitting in enemies' eyes
N is for nezumi, living in veritable pigsties
O is for ooze para-genasi, always met with a gagging sound
P is for phanaton; have you seen Bullwinkle around?
Q is for quasit, the only “Q” race I found
R is for raptoran; only losers walk on the ground
S is for shalarin; good luck on land
T is for tortle, whose adolescent ninjas are grand
U is for underfolk, through the dark depths they sneak
V is for vril, loosing an ear-splitting shriek
W is for warforged, who come with a money-back guarantee
X is for xvart; no, you don't gain levels for free
Y is for yak folk, masters of d'jinn
Z is for zenythri, so purple of skin

Period: That was really fun!  I think I want to buy one of these Gengar chain things!  How much is one?

You walk through the doorway and find yourself in a small gift shop.  there are T-shirts saying "I barely escaped the House of Gengar" and keychains of various ghost pokemon.  You can see that they also seem to have somehow displayed those same realistic paintings on TV screens on the wall.  You see images of yourself enjoying the show.  An elderly woman with pink hair says "Would you like to buy a souvenir from your harrowing adventure?"

You may want to request that ShneekyTheLost copies or adds a link to this handbook in his reanimated DN handbook. I know there are a ton of people over on Gitp who don't even know about these boards. I'd do it myself but we had a bit of an argument and I doubt he'd listen to me.

Also, sorry for uh posting the above in the actuall handbook thread by accident  .

Period: Hmm, was that it?  Well, that wasn't bad at all~

She heads through the doorway.