"But the rules say this."
Argumentative player on house rules.
"My character is Chaotic Neutral."
Player on what is Alignment anyway?
"I want to play Halo."
Mindless player afraid of thinking.
"Chuck Norris can cure cancer."
Oh for f*cks sake stfu already.
"I got this off minmaxboards"
Player with way to many zeros added on the end of his numbers.
"I push the button, hard."
Player on what's this do?
"I rolled a successful save"
Player on rolling dice and how saying 'one' just sounds stupid.
"I have an Erudite Cohort."
Player on why he's carrying a second character sheet.