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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #40: May 03, 2013, 05:15:22 PM »
You cast fireball right before you die.

Yayyy. I have all the items. I beat the game!

Developper is a twink.
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[20:32] <DonQuixote> YOU, J, FOR STEALING THE PURITY OF NORNS.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #41: May 03, 2013, 05:42:16 PM »
Beating yourself simply requires a visit to the sorceress.
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« Reply #42: May 03, 2013, 05:59:30 PM »
Am I missing something? The only thing to do at this point seems to be to just wait and let candy (8/s)/lollipops (100/s) accumulate. Maybe buy a huge amount of teleport scrolls and make a lot of seeds/invulnerability potions with which to fight the dragon and accumulate health?

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #43: May 03, 2013, 06:02:01 PM »
I keep misreading this thread title as "Candy Boz" and getting very confused.

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #44: May 03, 2013, 06:40:10 PM »
I could candy you, but I don't know if that would be a good idea for anyone involved.  I don't think you'd taste good, for one.  Oh, and the murder, cannibalism, and you being dead and whatnot.

So now that I've beaten myself, Chuck Norris is in my way.  And how on earth are you supposed to beat him?  He seems to do more and more damage while taking less and less.  And it's a staring contest?  Also, how does a visit to the sorceress beat you?
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #45: May 03, 2013, 07:01:38 PM »
For the Dragon and Chuck both, the strategy is to use an Invul pot, then when it wears off you use a teleport and drop a seed in front of you to let the cooldown wear off.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #46: May 03, 2013, 07:40:34 PM »
But won't the tree lose the match for you?  i actually tried that, but I lost while behind the tree.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #47: May 03, 2013, 07:43:00 PM »
But won't the tree lose the match for you?  i actually tried that, but I lost while behind the tree.

You have to time it so that he doesn't get too close.

In other news, I beat the developper!  Now to make bugs.

And try hard mode.

EDIT: A sword of liflamesummoning? hmmmm.....
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« Reply #48: May 03, 2013, 08:32:58 PM »
Wait, you can actually get that?  How?  I thought that was an editing thing they did.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #49: May 03, 2013, 08:51:24 PM »
How long have you left this thing running to get that far, Sirp?

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #50: May 03, 2013, 08:53:52 PM »
Madness:

“Hast thou not felt in forest gloom, as gloaming falls on dark-some dells, when comes a whisper, hum and hiss; savage growling sounds a-near, dazzling flashes around thee flicker, whirring waxes and fills thine ears: has thou not felt then grisly horrors that grip thee and hold thee?”

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #51: May 03, 2013, 09:08:19 PM »
So...

I take it you've gotten to bugs by now?
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #52: May 03, 2013, 09:09:23 PM »
How long have you left this thing running to get that far, Sirp?

Beating the developper gave me 700 million candies, so with the candy converter it was easy to get the sword.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #53: May 03, 2013, 09:38:23 PM »
FURTHER madness:

“Hast thou not felt in forest gloom, as gloaming falls on dark-some dells, when comes a whisper, hum and hiss; savage growling sounds a-near, dazzling flashes around thee flicker, whirring waxes and fills thine ears: has thou not felt then grisly horrors that grip thee and hold thee?”

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #54: May 03, 2013, 10:13:24 PM »
Okay, important note: Anything that is infinite when you save will reset to zero when you reload the game.  So keep an eye on what you're doing.
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #55: May 03, 2013, 10:25:59 PM »
How long have you left this thing running to get that far, Sirp?

Beating the developper gave me 700 million candies, so with the candy converter it was easy to get the sword.

Right, and how long did it take you to get there?

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #56: May 03, 2013, 10:28:38 PM »
How long have you left this thing running to get that far, Sirp?

Beating the developper gave me 700 million candies, so with the candy converter it was easy to get the sword.

Right, and how long did it take you to get there?
Oh. I mean, I started playing about an hour before I posted the original link... and I had it off for several hours at one point...
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #57: May 04, 2013, 12:12:15 AM »
Yay for bugs!!!  I now have 2 chocolate bars.  And the sword of liflamesummoning!!!  wait.....sword of randomness?  wtf does that do?
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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #58: May 04, 2013, 01:11:12 AM »
Current candies/second.  The screep cap was taken immediately after eating all the candies, thus showing my candies per tick:


Hilariously, not set through cheat codes: I bought upgrades from the sorceress until she had no more upgrades to sell.

Speaking of having eaten candies:



Numbers, I tells ya.  Took a few hours to build back up after getting everything to infinite--which reset to zero upon reloading.  Also, just because, inventory shot:

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Re: Candy Box: the thread!
« Reply #59: May 04, 2013, 03:51:40 AM »
What's the right way to beat Chuck Norris? The only thing I can think of is to sit back with trees/teleport and spam acid rain/earthquake.

Current candies/second.  The screep cap was taken immediately after eating all the candies, thus showing my candies per tick:

Hilariously, not set through cheat codes: I bought upgrades from the sorceress until she had no more upgrades to sell.

Am I missing something? Near as I can tell, it should take forever to get that high!