I could candy you, but I don't know if that would be a good idea for anyone involved. I don't think you'd taste good, for one. Oh, and the murder, cannibalism, and you being dead and whatnot.
So now that I've beaten myself, Chuck Norris is in my way. And how on earth are you supposed to beat him? He seems to do more and more damage while taking less and less. And it's a staring contest? Also, how does a visit to the sorceress beat you?